Today jokes
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang? A smell that keeps coming back!
What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up? A big stinker!
What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat, stink and be merry!
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold!
Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?" "Let us spray!" replied the other.
Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp? Something that stinks and stings!
How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong!
When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!