Today jokes
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Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent!
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven!
What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court!
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!
What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter!
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool!
What did one skunk say to another? And so do you!
A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time. In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he'd continue searching for a while. Half an hour later he returned home, with a tired In following behind him. 'However did you find him?' asked Father Skunk. 'In-stinct,' replied Out.