Today jokes
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Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She's forecasting sunny spells.
Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn't spell properly.
What's the favorite subject of young witches at school? Spelling.
What happens if you see twin witches? You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.
How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.
What has handles and flies? A witch in a garbage can.
What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.
Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
What do you call a witch who climbs up walls? Ivy.
What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen.