Today jokes
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When is it unlucky to see a black cat ? When your a mouse !
Why do black cats never shave ? Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
What did the black cat say to the fish ? I've got a bone to pick with you !
What's furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ? A posse cat !
What is a black cat's favourite TV show ? Miami Mice !
What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !
Why are black cats such good singers? They're very mewsical.
Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !
Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !
When the cat's away.....? The house smells better !