Today jokes
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Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks? Because their heads are so close to their bodies!
What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road? Look out for the mice!
Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons? They're short of breath!
What is black and white and red all over? A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!
What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua? Shorts!
What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!
Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake? To a weterinarian!
What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions? A Chihuahua, because it knows all the shortcuts!
What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives? A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !