Today jokes
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What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!
What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You've got no beef, soldier!
What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle.
What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it's back to the old grind!
What do some burger eaters have? A Hardee appetite!
What do some people have against cheeseburgers? They say, 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'
What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land? A MEATing of the minds!
What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!
What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? A thermomeater!
What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!