Today jokes
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How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ? By her suntan !
What's the witches favourite pop group ? Broomski Beat !
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ? A witch with a blindfold !
What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ? Don't bite any witches !
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !
What is the witches motto ? We came, we saw, we conjured !
How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ? She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !
Why do witches have stiff joints ? They get broomatism !
Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ? The witch !
What did the young witch say to her mother ? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !