Today jokes
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Did u know that a condom had a serial number? No, I never had to unroll one that far.
Q . what did the sign on the whore house say?A: Beat it we are closed
This women had a magic morror from which anything you wanted you got,so one day she stood in front of the mirror and said I wish i had bigger breasts and it happened so then she ran down stairs to show her husband he was so amazed that he ran up stairs and stood infront of the mirror and said i wish my dick could touch the floor and his legs fell off !
Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN AND TELL HER, HER HAIR SMELLS NICE? A: WHAT IF THE MAN IS A DWARF?
A young woman goes to her doctor complaining that the insides of her upper thighs have turned green. The doctor examined her and asked her if by any chance she went out with a Romany. When she said yes the doctor said "Well tell him his ear rings aren't real gold!!!"
Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh, well he's back in town and wants your new number.
Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride
Why did God create women? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The swallow.
How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Phone her.