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Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

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Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

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Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!

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Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

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Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

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Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

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Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

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