Today jokes
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Which people do the burgers hate? The ones who are always putting the bite on them!
Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens? The SALT talks!
Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold? BITING humour!
Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegetarians!
Who can beat any burger at golf? Any LINKS sausage!
Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker's son-in-law, the meathead!
Who is the hamburgers' favourite actress? Candice Berger!
Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B. DeMille!
Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land? The meatball heros!
Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!