Today jokes
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Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!
How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed!
How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up!
How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A!
What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A Moosician!
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down
How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!
How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!