Today jokes
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What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes!
What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.
What do cows do when they're introduced? They give each other a milk shake!
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever
What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.
What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.