Today jokes
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What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out!
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream!
What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit!
What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia!
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk!
What do you get from an invisible cow? Evaporated milk!
What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!
What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo!
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood!
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato!