Today jokes
-
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin!
What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef!
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? A kangamoo!
What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows!
What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!
What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!
What goes oo ooo oooo? A cow with no lips.