Today jokes
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What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick!
What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody's herd.
What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos!
What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards!
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle!
What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round!
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer!
What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!