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Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly? Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist

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Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?" "Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."

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Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill." "Good heavens, man!" exclaimed the patient irritably. "Can't you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?"

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What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth

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A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?" The man replies, "all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious ... Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything --- meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything." "Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome." "Why chrome?" asks the patient. To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that ... there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"

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Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside."

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"Did you get your money?" ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patient's home. "Not a cent," growled the dentist, "and worse than that, he insulted me, and gnashed my teeth at me!"

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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.

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Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer

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Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles

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