Today jokes
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Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!
Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card.
Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force? They can't hide behind billboards.
Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To give the ants a chance.
Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
Why does a dinosaur climb a tree? To get in his nest.
Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards.
Why do dinosaurs climb trees? There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.
How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers, it's a male; if she answers, it's female.
How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house? His tricycle will be parked outside.