Today jokes
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Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.
What's red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore !
What followed the dinosaur ? It's tail !
What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ? Bronto-snore-us !
Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!
Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!
Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops.
What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork!
Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.