Today jokes
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What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer? Woofleball
Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his "paw."
Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? A. "Rough rough".
A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web site!" The hound asked for the address and the dalmation responded, "www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot.
Why don't vikings send e-mails? They prefer to use Norse code.
Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents don't have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly!
Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.
How come you never write e-mails? I'd rather send a note!
How do athletes send e-mails? On the Inter-sweat.