Today jokes
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What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner? Have a short table!
If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching band, what's his other favorite instrument to play? A trombone.
Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating.
How do you make a dog float? Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.
What is your dog's favorite breakfast? Pooched eggs!
Where will a springer spaniel never shop? At a flea market!
Alsation: How did you find the fleas? Beagle: I didn't! They found me!
What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !
How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket.
How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None. They are all on the outside.