Today jokes
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Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
When does a dog go "moo" ? When it is learning a new language !
What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper.
What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !
How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth.
When George Washington was a general, why did he like to have dogs around? They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"
How can if you have a stupid dog ? It chases parked cars !
What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!