Today jokes
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How do athletes send e-mails? On the Inter-sweat.
How do comedians send messages? By tee-hee mail.
How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail.
How do footballers send messages? By referee-mail.
How do Indian chiefs send messages? By teepee-mail!
How do Italian Chefs swap recipes? By Spaghett-e-mail!
How do long distance runners send e-mail? On the sprin-ternet.
How do mountainers send messages? By ski-mail.
How do really posh dogs send messages? By predigree-mail.
How do sheep sign their e-mails? Ewes sincerely.