Today jokes
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How do skunks like their e-mails? Scent.
How do wasps send messages? By bee-mail.
How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers.
How do writers send e-mail? On the Inkernet.
How does James Bond type e-mails? With his goldfinger.
How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest? By tree mail!
I just sent my first e-mail. Kongratulations!
Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret.
What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely.
What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails? Best viscious.