Today jokes
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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails? Beast wishes.
What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, 'What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?' Check for bugs in your system.
When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read.
I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer. How do you manage that? I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.
I've lost my dog! Have you tried putting a message on the Internet? Don't be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!
Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language.
What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message? To e or not to e, that is the question.
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!
What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy? Smelly beans!
What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story? A cotton tale!