Today jokes
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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!
Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!
What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people's foot!
What's long and stylish and full of cats? The Easter Purrade!
What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? An Easter bunnet!
Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise." Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!
What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!
Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?" "Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."