Today jokes
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Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his teapea.
A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization. Ghandi replied, ''I think it would be a good idea.''
Q: What county in Ireland hates "South Park?" A: Killkenny.
Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man? A: A car thief who can't drive!
Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr. Ho and Mr. Chen. They were neighbors but happened to be very competitive. One day Mr. Ho decided to start a shoe business, he named his store WE DO SHOE. now Mr. Chen decided he must compete with Mr. Ho, so he started a shoe business right next door to Mr. Ho's store and he named it SHOE DO WE.
Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes to visit a temple on a top of Mt. Abu, where the roads are like a zig-zag. At the starting point towards the Temple, a man tells Sardarji that it will be better to take his car in reverse to the top of Mt. Abu as there will be no space at the top to turn around up there. So, as per the guidelines given by the man, The Sardarji, goes to the top of Mt. Abu in reverse. After sometime the Sardarji comes down of the hill in reverse.. When the man sees him, he asks the Sardarji why he came down the hill in a reverse gear. The Sardarji replies that he got some space at the top of the hill so he reversed his car.
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A: Roberto.
Q: Why don't Polish people kill frogs? A: Because it's their national bird.
Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road? A: He saw some American do it on TV.
Q: What's the capital of Afghanistan? A: KABOOM!!