Today jokes
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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !
Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward to Christmas!
How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !
Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not? Because it wasn't raining!
What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' roof? Tired arms!
How do you make a slow reindeer fast ? Don't feed it !
Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match? Because they're both stopped by the rein.
What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes? No-eyed-deer!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve !