Today jokes
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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it's bite !
Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ? Because you can't bury them in trees !
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !
What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ? A jet setter !
Why did the dog wear white sneakers ? Because his boots were at the menders !
What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ? An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !
Where do Eskimos train their dogs ? In the mush room !
What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ? When the door is open !
What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ? A dog that chases cars - and catches them !