Today jokes
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What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !
When is a car like a frog ? When it's becing toad !
Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !
What do you say if you meet a toad ? Wart's new !
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups !
Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !
Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !
Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !
Why was the frog down in the mouth ? He was un hoppy !
How do frogs die ? They kermit suidide !