Today jokes
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What's a frogs favourite flower ? A croakus !
Whats a frogs favourite game ? It's croak-et !
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts !
What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad sandals !
What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ? The Brit Awarts !
Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him
Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !
What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !
What do frogs drink ? Hot croako !