Today jokes
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Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !
What do you call a 100 year old frog ? An old croak !
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !
What's a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !
What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ? Lily !
How did the toad die ? He simply croaked !
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !
Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !
Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !