Today jokes
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What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ? A sausage dog !
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !
What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ? I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !
What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs !
What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !
What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !
What is a dog's favourite food ? Anything that is on your plate !
What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !
What is a dogs favourite flower ? Anything in your garden !
What's a dog favourite hobby ? Collecting fleas !