Today jokes
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What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!
What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!
What do you call a horse that's been all around the world? A globe-trotter!
What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!
What do you call the horse than lives next door? A neighbour!
What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup.
What does ever horse and rider do at the same time? Grow old!
What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
What duo were famous for stealing horses? Bonnie and Clydesdale!