Today jokes
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What equine likes to cut in line? A sawhorse!
What goes "Clip"? A one legged horse!
What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Two bits!
What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on? It made him shy!
What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill? It bucked!
What happened to the man who owned a riding academy? Business kept falling off!
What has four legs and see just as well from either end? A horse with his eyes closed!
What is a horse's favourite sport? Stable tennis!
What is a horses favourite kind of party? A stall ball.
What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours