Today jokes
-
What is a jockey's motto? Put your money where your mount is!
What is a thespian pony? A little horse play!
What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!
What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse? A tale of whoa!
What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack!
What is the strongest animal? A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!
What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh? An Appaloosa!
What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!
What's another name for an assistant stable cleaner? A co-pile-it!
What's as big as a horse, but weighs nothing? A horses shadow!