Today jokes
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Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings? He wanted to mount an exhibit!
Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!
Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Because it's covered with horsehide!
Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys.
Why did the horse miss the joust? He had the knight off!
Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof? Because he wanted to feel his oats!
Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread? It was a crusty steed!
Why did the man call his horse Fleabag? Because he was often scratched!
Why is a racehorse like a letter? They both begin a trip at the post!
Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it can't be used until it's broken!