Today jokes
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How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage.
What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? "Are you my mother?"
If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong.
What is big hairy and can fly ? King Kongcorde !
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ? A lid !
What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? "Oops! King Kong ring wrong."
Knock Knock Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ? Abel to see you, ha, ha!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Abyssinia ! Abyssinia who ? Abyssinia when I get back !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ? Acidently on purpose !