Today jokes
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cumin ! Cumin who? Cumin side, its freezing out there !
Knock Knock Who's there ? Curly ! Curly who ? Curly Q !
Knock Knock Who's there ? Curry ! Curry who ? Curry me back home will you !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who? Cymbals have horns and others don't !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cynthia ! Cynthia who ? Cynthia you been away I missed you !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cy ! Cy who ? Cy'n on the botton line !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyprus ! Cyprus who ? Cyprus the bell !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyril ! Cyril who ? Cyril thing - no imitations here !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ? Czech before you open the door !
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer. That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: "That's Strange!"