Today jokes
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What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come !
How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ? Melon-collie !
What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ? A shaggy dogs tale !
Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye? Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
Why do dogs run in circles ? Because its hard to run in squares !
How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ? Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !
How can you tell a dog from a tomato? The tomato is red.
How can you tell a dog from an elephant? The elephant remembers.
How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight? Delighted.