Today jokes
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What's grey and lights up ? An electric elephant !
What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !
What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ? A get wellephant !
What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ? The tusk fairy !
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ? Cinderelephant !
What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !
What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ? One rarely bites and the other barely writes !
How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ? Try picking them up !
What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ? You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !
What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ? One is a weak one and the other one week !