Today jokes
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What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? - Grandma monster
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Frankenstein
What's a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !
How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !
What's a mouse's least favorite record ? What's up Pussycat !
Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !
What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !
What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !