Today jokes
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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !
What is a mouse's favorite record ? 'Please cheese me' !
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !
What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !
Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but there's a moose on the loose !
When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it's raining cats and dogs !
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !
What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !