Today jokes
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What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !
What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !
What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !
Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !
What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !
What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !
Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !
How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !
What is a mouse's favourite game ? Hide and squeak !