Today jokes
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Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !
What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !
What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !
Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.
Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cute, blonde?
Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one more, guys, I promise.
Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one, if he's got a good crew to do it.
Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...