Today jokes
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Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? A: If we change the light bulb, we'll have to change everything.
Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.
Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?
Q: How many over eager PA's does it take to screw in a li... A: Done!
Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.