Today jokes
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Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!
Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: WHAT?
Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why are you asking me that question? Can't you see I'm busy!
Q: How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"
Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: November.
Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.