Today jokes
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Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?
Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.
What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek.
What's a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods? One was "a-salted."
Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:"Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"
Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta.
What do you call an egg from outer space? An unidentified flying omelet!
What's a doll's favorite food? Barbie-Q!
Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!