Today jokes
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Is chicken soup good for your health ? Not if you're the chicken !
What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ? An eggroll !
What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !
What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? Dead.
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !
What is the strongest bird ? A crane !
What birds are found in Portugal ? Portu-geese !
What is the difference between a fly and a bird ? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird !