Today jokes
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Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was having a day off !
What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"
How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !
How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !
Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!
Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !
Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !
Why did the elephant eat the candle ? For light refreshment !
When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? When it's a baby elephant !