Today jokes
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Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off. Pupil: You have my permission !
The brain is a wonder ful thing Why do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class !
Be sure that you go straight home after school I can't, I live just round the corner !
Playing truant from school is like a credit card Fun now, pay later !
Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone !
Teacher: Where is the English Channel ? Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ? Pupil: Because it can't sit down !
Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
Teacher: Are you good at math ? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math !
Teacher: What's 2 and 2 Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good Pupil: Good ?, that's perfect !