Today jokes
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Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one!
How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!
"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"
Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.