Today jokes
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Teacher : Tommy you try my patience ! Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it !
Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ? Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !
Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes. Pupil : We're not passing notes. We're playing cards !
Are you in the top half of your class ? No, I'm one of the students who make the top half possible !
Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ? Pupil: The horse will draw it !
Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ? Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !
Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ? Pupil: I want to know how it ends !
Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !
Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ? Pupil: Stop taking baths ?
Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ? Pupil : Of course, I've had this cold in my head for two days !