Today jokes
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Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure, you said H to O !
TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school? A. Because he wanted to be a smarty
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !
What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !
Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !
What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks, I'll just have a sliver !
What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !